Archive - Bagel Emoji

How to prepare for the Sabbath (Jewish)

What to eat, wear, and pray about on the most gorgeous day of the week

Apr 5 •

December 2023

A year in parties

A Jewish wedding in a convent-turned-asylum / Every time I say the word "fiancé" I feel like a huge bitch

Dec 15, 2023 •

October 2023

Then they came for the TikTokers

And I didn't speak up because the platform isn't built for dialogue

Oct 16, 2023 •

May 2023

Mastering the art of Kosher French cooking

Spoiler alert: I did not

May 10, 2023 •

April 2023

This is so not life at all!

Should I get veneers?

Apr 22, 2023 •

March 2023

Yearning for Botox and walkable neighbourhoods

The Real Housewives of 15 Minute Cities

Mar 23, 2023 •

January 2023

I love not using Twitter

Thoughts and reflections from my break

Jan 5, 2023 •

October 2022

Questions for my shul WhatsApp group

Best scented candle for a baby?

Oct 20, 2022 •

What if we taught AI to write an Alma article?

A thought experiment

Oct 4, 2022 •

September 2022

The Girl I am afraid of at Soho House

Against new friends, social climbing, and the drunk b*tch in the bathroom

Sep 16, 2022 •

January 2022

The Bagel Guide to Jewelry

More diamonds! More pearls! More gold!

Jan 19, 2022 •

December 2021

There’s nothing tackier than Jews celebrating Christmas, but here's how to do it.

If a gentile friend would like to invite me to attend a traditional Christmas gathering, I would say yes.

Dec 21, 2021 •

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